Each Wednesday I would like to post a top ten list profiling tons of different topics. These topics won't always involve music, movies or sports, but for this first one I will look at the top ten dirtiest rap songs of all time.
10) Every Girl- Lil Wayne
However popular this song is, and however many girls say they want to "open up her legs then filet mignon that pussy" this will be one of the dirtiest mainstream songs. Even Drake managed to get a few dirty lines in.
9) Partybreak- Fatman Scoop
Fatman Scoop always know how to get the crowd going, and what better way than with lyrics like "If your pussy's wet and you want sex stand up" and "if you've got a big dick grab a bandana". Nothing like hearing that line over and over again and still not realizing that you're dancing to a song about big dicks.
8) Morning Wood- 88 Keys
Up and comer 88 Keys (Charles Misodi Njapa). Wanting to get a good jump on the morning is always important as Keys sings "Start off on the right foot if she takes care of the morning wood" and not to be mistaken with Outkast's "The Love Below", Keys just wants his "love down below" to be taken care of.
7) Sexual Eruption- Snoop Dogg
Nothing like talking about a climax. Every guy can relate to a song harmonizing about how they want to give a girl "her's before I". The end to this song couldn't have ended on a better line, "Cause I wanted her to have an eruption."
6) Bitches Ain't Shit- Dr. Dre
Although Ben Folds's cover of this song downplays the dirtiness, the original really does a good job of telling everyone what they think about bitches. The chorus, "Bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks. Lick on these nuts and suck the dick. Get the fuck out after you're done and I hops in my ride to make a quick run", sets the tone for the rest of the song.
5) Colt 45- Afroman
Story time is fun for anyone, especially rappers. Afroman is full of tales in this one, most notably when he fucks the daughter of a KKK leader and his chance encounter with Dolly Parton. Each verse brings on yet another experience he had with many different types of women all over the country. Not only does Afroman love the ladies, but the old man in the beginning of the song just loves the smell of pussy, I mean fish, in the morning.
4) Fack- Eminem
What would a top ten list of the dirtiest rap songs be without Eminem? Little known song "Fack" evokes a real sense of that climatic moment, even more so than "Sexual Eruption." Pretty much every other line in this song Shady is coming close to coming. The outro is even better, with Em saying "Shove a gerbil in your ass through a tube!"
3) Dead Wrong- The Notorious B.I.G.
This song incorporates stealing, smoking weed, female abuse, and about everything else in between. Even if it is one of Biggie's angrier songs, I would still call "Dead Wrong" one of his best songs . "Slit the wrist of little sis, after she sucked the dick, i stabbed her brother with the icepick. Because he wanted me to fuck him from the back, but smalls don't get down like that" definitely is worthy of being the third dirtiest song.
2) M.E.T.H.O.D. Man- Wu Tang Clan
Blaaaaaah! "M.E.T.H.O.D. Man" will make anyone cringe. The intro describes different torture methods by the members of Wu Tang Clan, such as "I'll fuckin, I'll fuckin sew your asshole closed, and keep feedin you and feedin you, and feedin you, and feedin you". This song is just straight up nasty.
1) Play- David Banner
And Finally what everyone has been waiting for, the number one song. I don't know how David Banner got away with "Play", especially after making the chorus "Cum girl, I'm tryna get your pussy wet. Work that, lemme see you drip sweat. Cum girl, I'm tryna get your pussy wet. Work that, lemme see you drip sweat." Banner obviously had an obsession with female masturbation, because that is pretty much what the rest of this song is about. Three verses of "playing" definitely qualifies this song as arguably the dirtiest rap song every made.
Well that does it for the first top ten list. More to come next Wednesday.
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